I am not a dyke,

or a prostitute.

I just work in a porn store.

I haven't tried everything in the store,
I haven't watched every video here,
I am not extremely sexually experienced.

I'm just good at my job. 

I'm not trying to impress you.

I don't want you to stare at me,

I'm not asking for it by working here.

I'm just good looking.

I am not impressed by your sexuality

but I will NEVER judge you for it.

I will not pressure you,

I will not try to upsell you,
but I will always try to give you what you need or want

and will always try to keep you safe. 

I do research so you don't have to. 

I will not be judged.

I will not feel bad.

I will tell you when you are being an asshole.

I will freely and happily swing dildos above my head whilst helping customers.

I will wear shorts, because it's fucking hot in here.
I will laugh with you, and never at you. 

Sexuality is a right. Not a privilege.

I will not be knocked down

or put on a pedestal

for being proud of mine.